Monday, July 30, 2007

Usenet Still Funny After All These Years

> i went to the bathroom and when i came back, my computer was gone. I called
> > verizon service guys but they were of no help. Should i switch to cable?
> >
> >

OMG! You actually *can* string words together to make a complete sentence!

Are you sure it's gone? Could you have taken it with you to the bathroom and flushed it down the terlet?

Here's what you do: locate your modem or router. (I'm going out on a limb here, and assuming you have DSL.)
Locate the ethernet cable that comes off the modem/router.
Follow the ethernet cable to the end farthest from the modem/router.

Is there a computer there?

If not, check the sewer.

But what if you have wireless?

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