Sunday, October 16, 2005

NewsForge | Horton AV announces avian flu vaccine for Linux

"We know that Linux is vulnerable to viruses," claimed Horton AV spokesman Bob Sinister, "but up until now we have been unable to identify any legitimate threats, in spite of our industry's frequent announcements. Avian flu, however, is a serious threat to Linux, due to Linux's close association with penguins."

We can now all breath a sigh of relief.

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