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Me(to my local paper): Cancel my subscription.
Local Paper: But wait, we have all sorts of valuable content.
Me: Like what?
LP: National and International news, local sports scores, classified ads, police reports, obituaries.
Me: Reuters, AP, UPI, local teams pages, Craigslist, local police web page, … wait, you want me to pay for your paper to get obituaries?
LP: Uh, well, yeah!
Me: Cancel my subscription.
LP: Cents off coupons?
Me: Click.