Fake Steve Jobs Fills Apple's Board (AAPL)

A summary of the funny posts at link. Click through to the original though. Well worth it. Sample:

He's like, I totally love my iPhone, and I'm a huge Mac enthusiast, plus I'm an entrepreneur, so I can give you loads of good advice about how to deal with small companies and also how to reach out to the apps developers and how to be more transparent and open and less secretive, except when you want to be secretive, which is also a good thing, in the right context. I mean seriously, Steve. I am just bursting with good ideas. What's that? No? Okay. That's okay too. Love you, man.