Internet Your Way Out of Depression - the way we live now - Gawker

In Britain, the death panel NHS commonly makes you wait a year to see a shrink, so some people just chat with therapists over instant messenger. Go figure: It actually works. So what about Tumblr, and so forth?

I linked this for the opening sentence alone.

Some other suggestions:

I was talking the other day with my death panel dentist...

Thank goodness we have the Department of Death Panel Health and Human Services to look after us.

I've been somewhat satisfied with my current death panel auto insurance carrier.