Gov. David A. Paterson falsely testified under oath during an ethics investigation into his acceptance of free World Series tickets last fall, according to the State Commission on Public Integrity, which announced Wednesday that it had asked prosecutors to determine if criminal charges should be brought against the governor.
Now wait a minute, we've established the Clinton doctrine that it is OK to lie about it as long as he "didn't actually have sex with that woman" (and as long as you are a Democrat) and that "if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit" (if you are a minority.) But if they found $100K in his freezer he must voluntarily not seek a subsequent term.
A Republican who shuffles his feet the wrong way in a restroom must immediately resign.
It all makes perfect sense doesn't it?